WOW, SCOOBY-DOO KEEPS GETTING SHAT ON…

Poor, Scooby-Doo. Once an icon of children’s television that would entertain millions, he is  now the subject of two different forms of hardship. The first one is pretty bad, the next one is more of an abomination.

1) Sepultura front-man Derrick Green and drummer and ex-SEPULTURA drummer Jean Dolabella have collaborated on a song for the end credits for Scooby-Doo the animated series called “Mysteries. Inc.!“ you can check out the song below, but be forewarned that it is pretty terrible. Also, I saw Sepultura last year and they were pretty bad live playing to a crowd that was maybe 50 people which is actually pretty good seeing as how they have yet to be relevant again since Max Cavalera left the band.

2) If that wasn’t enough to ruin your morning, here is something else. Deadline.com is reporting that the WWE will be producing an animated feature film where there is a mystery at Wrestlemania and so the WWE Superstars turn to Scooby-Doo and the gang to help solve it. So yea, as I said with Sepultura….WWE. Another property that hasn’t really been relevant since 2002 back when guys like Stone Cold, The Undertaker(before that whole biker thing), Mankind, and others would go at it on a weekly basis. So, maybe Scooby Doo can solve the mystery of why WWE is still so popular because I just don’t fucking get it.