Review: Camp WWE “Vince Is Just Not That Into You”

Well, this is disappointing.

Spoilers Below

John Cena makes a lava cake and Mark Henry inhales the entire thing causing him to be extremely constipated. Cena opts to stick by Henry no matter what, acting as almost a pregnant father rather than an 8-year old camp kid. Mark eventually gives birth to what is presumably a bunch of poop to which Cena makes sure it gets a good home…Vince’s home.

Meanwhile, HHH wants to ask Steph out on a date, but he’s gotta get Vince’s approval first. The only way HHH is going to get Vince’s approval is if Hunter takes Mr. McMahon out on a date. The evening gets off to a rocky start, but soon HHH and Vince seem to make the perfect pair…almost too perfect. HHH grows fond of Vince and has to come to the realization that Steph is the real prize.

We come to learn that Stephanie is kind of a cunt, and in fact, HHH may be on a date with the wrong McMahon. When HHH finds out that Vince is on his way to Madagascar, he ditches Steph and heads to get Vince back…from Chili’s. HHH realizes he has made a big mistake, but after a while, both McMahons begin arguing over the rights to Hunter and the argument gets silly.

Our Take

Annnnnd we just met the limit of Camp WWE’s TV Rating. That’s right, the camera cut short what would’ve been a clear view of Mark Henry’s giant shit that I was actually SUPER excited to see. I quite don’t understand the logic here, I really don’t. Lots of cartoons on TV let you see excrement, but I guess WWE Network, a subscription service paid for by me, does not allow this. This is despite the fact that the show is TV-MA, I’m given constant notification as to where the parental controls are, and Michael Cole constantly mouthing off about the show leading into the start. Even with ALL OF THAT, we can’t see a lump of poo. Clearly, WWE Network isn’t about to take the same chances as say Comedy Central’s South Park…and to show enough value for ME to subscribe, it needs to.