Review: Beavis and Butt-Head “Used Car;Bounty Hunters”

Episode Synopsis: Beavis and Butt-head go for a joyride with an unwitting used-car salesman. Later, they become bounty hunters. Original Air Date: Dec 15, 2011

Spoilers Below

Used Car

The guys stumble onto a used car dealership with a salesman trying to sell them a car, but the douchebag doesn’t know how to close a deal. So, with his manager talking in his fucking ear, he puts on this dog and pony show to try and sell a car to their interested buyers, in this case Beavis and Butthead, who have one number in mind on how much they want to spend…$0. The sales rep goes through all the normal motions, negotiations, test drives, the whole bit. But, of course doing a test drive with two guys that have NO idea how to drive and don’t have drivers licenses just spells trouble, and in this case they smash the car into a wall. This would normally screw over other kids, but not Beavis and Butthead!

Bounty Hunters

The guys are at the hardware store checking out all the “hoes”, its here they run into a guy that looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter who tells them how the bounty hunting business works. First, their off to the Postal Office to find out who their new bounties are going to be which in this case turns out to be the local Karate school where after their failed apprehension attempt they get the unholy SHIT kicked out of them. Next stop is to try and take down the Postmaster General of the United States, but suffice for a homeless guy living in the next alley. However, the whole booking process doesnt go according to plan.

Cutaways

I Have Embarrassing Parents is a program where kids are ashamed of their parents and their weird jobs and shit. This one girl’s mom is SMOKING and makes her goth daughter’s life an embarrassment because more people like the mom then they like the daughter. During the daughters party, the mom puts on a show and the daughter acts like a jealous bitch because her friends prefer dancing with her mom than they do with her. Jersey Shore…in Miami(as long as there not HERE!) this apparently works out for some, but not for others.What the black fuck is this Yolanda Be Cool? That was the worst shit I ever heard. And the band Avi Buffalo is filled with all pussies.

The Used Car bit was pretty great, and sadly it was pretty accurate to how car salesmen act. But the real winner tonight was the guys heading over to the Karate school and getting FUCKED UP! The cutaway for I Have Embarrassing Parents was priceless, and I hope the goth girl in there knows that there are guys out there just like me who AREN’T caring about her feelings.