REVIEW: THE ANNOYING ORANGE “WELCOME TO MY FRUITMARE”

Orange has nightmares about a fruit that juices fruits from the inside.

Spoilers Below

Whenever Orange falls asleep, he thinks hes getting juiced! Turns out his name is Ted Juicer and he’s been haunting fruit for YEARS! Pear, however, isn’t amused and doesn’t even buy into it until he physically sees Grapefruit get juiced and consumed by Nerville who rings along a new pal named Guava. Orange decides that everyone’s going to stay awake and to help he throws a raging dubstep party that lasts for about 72 hours…and 1 minute that sends everyone to sleep and therefore getting juiced one by one. Eventually, everyone gets taken out leaving Orange left to do battle with a singing juicer? Like usual though, Orange’s bad jokes pull through and eventually with the help of Guava dreams up a bunch of ideas to help Passion and Pear. Yep, Guava gets the juicer, and Orange continues to hurl insults long enough for Orange to drop a 1 ton weight which destroys the juicer and reverts everyone back to fruit. Including Guava!!

I fucking LOVE Guava. I think he’s exactly what this show needed…a little zest! The plot this week was a bunch of fun too, with an interesting take on one of my favorite franchises aka Nightmare on Elm Street. The fruit writers get it right too, right on the button…well except that terrible dubstep music! That might have been the scariest part! (bass drop)

(9.0 out of 10)