REVIEW: ROBOT CHICKEN “Hurtled From a Helicopter Into a Speeding Train”

A “Lord of the Rings” spoof; more adventures with E.T.; a birthday gift for Ben 10; a new mission for Captain Planet.

Spoilers Below

A “Lord of the Rings” spoof;

Lord Elrond is auctioning off a bunch of weapons from Earth’s finest warriors plus ol’ gray beard. Whomever places the highest bid gets a hobbit which in this case is Argaron.

[GRADE: 5/10]

more adventures with E.T.;

Imagine if Elliott decided to go with E.T. to meet some of his other shipmates. After showing off E.T.’s pension for cross-dressing, Eliott seems to show up at all of the inopportune times for the little alien like when he’s trying to get a pick up or worse yet when the rent is due and Elliott refuses to get a job to help support the swanky digs of the extra-terrestrial life-form.

[GRADE: 7/10]

a birthday gift for Ben 10;

Ben’s turning 14 years of age and as such his presents are starting to lack in the cool department. Or are they?? Ben gets a pack of tube socks and a telescope so that he can peep in on the girls taking a shower next door!

[GRADE: 9/10]

a new mission for Captain Planet.

Captain Planet has to take on one of the most corrupt organizations, the U.S. government! When Earth’s hero declines all of the Planeteers attack him and then make the news for storming the White House.

[GRADE: 9/10]

Other Sketches

California Raisins, White Wine,  Cat Noose, Passover Seder, tarantula, How many Corolla horses,  Thing Sex, Sunny D, Doctor

Best Sketch:

White Wine

Worst Sketch:

 “Lord of the Rings” spoof