Aisha Tyler promotes Batman vs Superman WAY more than she promotes Archer Season Seven

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Archer Season Seven premieres this Thursday Night on FX, but you’d never know it if you were just chilling on the Facebook page for Aisha Tyler aka “Lana”

It seems as though The Talk host isn’t too fond of the negative press aimed at Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice despite the fact that even though the movie made a killing at the box office. Personally, I think the film is garbage, but Aisha has a whole ‘nother take having dedicated FOUR posts to the matter saying things like:

Critics are complaining that Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice has “too much fighting.” It’s Batman VERSUS Superman, not Batman hugs Superman, you pussies.

and…

If dim, spouting critics can’t see that Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justiceis a thoughtful meditation on the war on terror & the flaws of the Bush Doctrine, well then they are unsophisticated, myopic Philistines.

And also big dumb poopy-heads.

That’s right, I said it. Poopy-headed Philistines.

Exeunt.

Oh, and then there was this charming quip:

EVERYBODY THE IDEA FOR BATMAN V SUPERMAN DID NOT COME OUT OF ZACK SNYDER’S ANUS THIS IS A CANONICAL RIVALRY JEEZ

I have no idea when Aisha became THE champion for DC Comics, but I’m willing to bet she’s just vying for a gig somewhere. It’s also very likely she wrote all this mumbo jumbo while on her fourth glass of Maker’s Mark.