Clint Eastwood thinks Pokemon children should have guns

 

I’ve never really played much of Pokemon, but I know people that obsess over it and hearing them talk strategies about playing is about as mind-numbing as another movie reviews podcast.

In any case, I think if Clint Eastwood were featured in the Pokemon games and handing out free guns, I would totally play. Why? Well, in GTA V I usually have to pay for guns and ammo, so right off the bat I’m getting a better deal here. Also, Clint Eastwood makes a fair amount of points on the absurdity that is kids fighting with dinosaurs that are on fire or worship Satan.

Thank you, Dorkly.