In the Anime Community, April Showers Just Means More Exclusives for Funimation Subscribers

I can’t lie here. I love any reason to use this gif.

Anyway, Funimation always puts out the monthly subscriber exclusives a month late. This month, it’s a little light on the amount of shows you get. However (and this is a big however), The amount of episodes you get this month is a lot. So, let’s get down to it.

April 7th

Last week, we got the complete second season to a show Freezing, called Freezing Vibration. Here’s the synopsis to get you hyped for Freezing Vibration.

The masters of action-oriented fan service who brought you Ikki Tousen are back with a brutally busty bloodletting that includes six scintillating OVAs!
Eager to follow in the footsteps of his fallen sister, Kazuya enrolls at West Genetics Academy, a training facility for buxom heroes known as Pandoras. These courageous schoolgirls are genetically-enhanced with enough sex appeal to cripple a man – and the superhuman strength to slaughter aliens by the dozen. Kazuya’s role is that of Limiter, a Pandora’s battle partner, and he quickly sets his sights on the most feared beauty in school, Satellizer el Bridget. This full-figured annihilator of aliens is as desirable as she is deadly, but rubbing her the wrong way could lead to gross bodily harm. Can Kazuya forge a bond with his new partner and rise to the top of the ranks at West Genetics? Or will he fall victim to the mysterious bloodlust lurking within Satellizer?

I watched a couple episodes of both Freezing and Freezing Vibration. There is a lot of violence, so it is right down my alley. Keep looking here for a review coming soon.

April 14

Tomorrow, the complete series of D-Frag starts to stream for Funimation All Access Members. We’ve had D-Frag on our radar for a long time now, and our review will be coming soon. It’s another show like Absolute Duo and World Break: Aria of Curse For a Holy Swordsman, meaning that the main character will have a pokedex for the women he has. Here’s the synopsis so you can get your inhaler ready from the laugh-induced asthma attack.

Kenji likes to think that he and his gang of friends are the bad boys of their school. That is, until he meets the four insane girls of a game-making club whose personalities are all super weird (and a little on the violent side). When Kenji’s forced to join their little group, his life quickly takes a turn for the outrageous.

April 21

Next week, we get the first four episodes of the newest version of .hack//, called .hack//Roots. I am completely lost, because for the 10+ years .hack// has been around, I haven’t watched a single episode. I’ve heard a lot of good things, so when it premieres next week, I’m there. Get ready to log back in to “The World” now!

In the newest version of the massive online RPG know as “The World,” Haseo and his guild mates search for a legendary item called the Key of the Twilight—but they’re not the only ones looking for it. When a rival guild faces off against Haseo and his teammates, the conflict has deep repercussions both inside and outside the game, and threatens to leave the players forever changed.