Review: The Jack and Triumph Show ”Coffee”

Spoilers Below

Jack and Triumph ummm….discover a new recipe for coffee. As a result, Triumph decides to open up a coffee shop to the snobby hipsters in Brooklyn as a means to get rich quick. Eventually, Jack’s addiction to coffee becomes so severe he has to go to rehab and set back to normal. Unfortunately for Jack, Ezra Koenig from Vampire Weekend shows up with a recipe of his own that seems to be of higher quality which leaves Jack out of a job. Paul Rudd shows up and tells Triumph that the same recipe that is used for coffee can be used for anything else and it will make a bunch of money because celebrities love to buy dumb shit. As a result, Jack and Ezra launch a line of merchandise and used cars to try and get more revenue. Never one to back down from a fight, Jack goes to the zoo so that he can cover himself in peanut butter and have an elephant shit him out, thereby making himself the most valuable piece of shit in town. Fortunately, Triumph shows up with some June-porn and it causes the elephant to throw up, but he still shits out Ezra.

That’s right everyone…The Jack and Triumph Show has successfully taken the idea that was sort of introduced by South Park in that there are big pieces of shit everywhere making money, and made it it’s own. In essence, if South Park was the Alien to this idea, Jack and Triumph would certainly be the Aliens. Ezra Koenig continues his humorous streak of show guesting after last year’s Major Lazer and Triumph made sure everyone knew about it. NO ONE and I mean NO ONE is safe when they come on this show, and are even made worse for people NOT on the show. Along with absolutely brutal jabs at Ezra’s Vampire Weekend and everything that Paul Rudd has ever done, our favorite pooch had a time shitting on Cuba Gooding Jr., Amazon Prime, and unsuspecting victims in local New York coffee shops looking simply to write the next Fault In The Stars or whatever that shit is.

This show is threatening to be one of the best franchises that Adult Swim has to offer which is saying a lot given the network’s history. It’s maybe one of the few shows where I don’t DVR first, rather I cannot wait until it comes on and so far I haven’t been disappointed.