Spoilers Below

We have another Cliptastic Countdown, but this time Kelly Osbourne is hosting it and Doof isn’t crazy about being second fiddle. Major Mono doesn’t seem to mind as he’s prolly just there for the booze. Eventually she convinces the guys to go put on better dress attire to which they come out dressed just like Kelly and start striking poses. Doof storms off in disgust leaving Kelly and Major to host the countdown by themselves for a while. Perry the Platypus arrives to thwart Doof attempting to get revenge on Kelly and sends the mad scientist to some alien world. Maia Mitchell shows up and with Carl everyone tries to make Perry noises, but it just comes off as bad.  Maia and Carl leave, and Doof shows back up in time to help the others write their own original song. Of course Doof ruins any creativity. The guys start talking up their favorite songs on the countdown, but Doof tries to do a flashback and it doesn’t go through. Kelly signs off and now we can breathe a sigh of relief.

Jesus Christ was that bad!! Thankfully, I have TiVo and can skip through what was mostly a clip show. Kelly Osbourne is close to 30 years old and the only thing good that could have came from her hosting is that kids at home Google who she is, stumble onto her wikipedia, find out she is Ozzy’s daughter, and discover the band Black Sabbath. Other than that, she was completely unconvincing and I actually thought Maia Mitchell would have been a better host. Also, how did Doof get zapped back? Wouldn’t be great if we knew how that all went down?? All in all, an atrocious effort, and if you want to catch the Top Ten I’m sure you can search it somewhere. I don’t have the patience for Total Request Live. 

1 out of 10