Review: The Ben Show “Animated Crack Stories” ‘Norm as a Transformers’
Spoilers Below
Animated Crack Stories
Todd tells a story about how one time he went to a crack house and this UPS driver that brought him there got anally raped via a baseball bat being used by a crack dealer. The whole time Todd is thinking ‘Am I Next’ but the only thing Ben can think about is germs. GERMS!!
8.5 out of 10
Norm as a Transformer
Its Norm, animated as Optimus Prime for like 5 seconds. I don’t care what anyone says that gets a perfect score in my book because Norm is the closest thing we have to a living Jesus Christ.
10 out of 10
Just cancel this bird already. The chicken is beyond cooked. It's burnt to a crisp.