YEP, WE ARE GETTING SOME ‘SOUTH PARK’ PORN

A while ago we did a list of the best parodies of animated series that are used for porn spoofs and from the sounds of it we may have a new addition. According to a press release from XBIX.com, popular porn production house X-play is set to release a live-action parody adaptation of South Park called “Not South Park XXX”.  According to a recent press release, director Will Ryder(great porn name) had this to say about the new feature:

“Boobs, broads, banging and bewilderment will be in full bloom as Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny get a first class sexual education that will knock their teeth out,” Ryder said.

Later on in the statement, the series is set to take place after Kenny’s 18th Birthday party and his best friends Kyle, Cartman, and Stan all seem to know the exact way to show the hooded-one a good time.  That said, the spoof is set to air this January but the statement doesn’t say when. I actually do have two questions as it concerns this release; 1) Where’s Timmy? And 2) Is Kenny’s condom orange and poor?? All these questions may be answered soon as we all burn in hell for this.