REVIEW: ROBOT CHICKEN “Hemlock Gin and Juice”

Dora the Explorer turns 15; Wall-E gets creative; the reason behind Angry Birds’ rage is revealed; and Thomas the Tank Engine meets an explosive end.

Spoilers Below

Dora the Explorer turns 15;

Imagine what Dora the Explorer would be like if she was a casual alcoholic, and was on a constant search for drugs and hooking up with ladies. In a drunken stupor Dora jumps off the top of a building killing herself instantly, cuz you know she had no one to talk to her.

[GRADE: 8/10]

the reason behind Angry Birds’ rage is revealed;

Ever wonder what got the Birds angry in the first place? Well, if you came home and saw your lady get two-timed, had to work a shitty job, then get your land over run by pigs you’d be pretty pissed too!

[GRADE: 9/10]

Thomas the Tank Engine meets an explosive end.

Thomas gets hijacked so the local sheriff grabs Percy and ‘tracks’ down the burglar in which case they engage in an ax fight! Eventually, Thomas jumps a cavern and the burglar is killed but Thomas gets blown up in the end.

[GRADE: 7/10]

Other Sketches

Krypto getting Snypto, What What Burger, Kool-Aid three-parter, Bass with a bass, Fire extinguisher porn, paranormal evidence, Panda Date Night, The First Photobomb, Diver, Teepee for bunghole, Pen Porn, Pirate Ship, Ice Job

Best Sketch

the reason behind Angry Birds’ rage is revealed;

Worst Sketch

TVGuide said there was a “Wall E. Gets Creative” sketch but I didn’t see it.