REVIEW: AQUA SOMETHING YOU KNOW WHATEVER “Fightan Titan”

The Aqua Somethings join forces with Carl to man a giant robot, possibly.

 

Spoilers Below

Hey so there’s a huge monster destroying Seattle, NJ! To help defeat the huge motherfucker, Fry gets together the crew to help him man a huge robot with titty lasers. However, almost right away everyone is totally over their head with this thing. First, Meatwad is controlling the arms and smashes a kitty kat. Then, Shake tries going to the disco while controlling the legs but gets jumped! In an attempt to go get them back, Fry has Carl drive to go get the legs back but only after Carl retrofits the giant bot with a robo-dick and fucks the green monster up in Boston during a Red Sox game.

Fucking asshole Carl, he drops off the big robot and the Aqua Somethings in the middle of town without any legs. Fry and the gang man the legless machine, but after talking with the monster, “Paul” it turns out that the big guy has just had a long day…and its about to get longer cuz the Po-Po is here!

I’ll be honest, I was rather disappointed with this episode. It started out really funny with Meatwad smashing kitties and Shake shaking titties, but I was geeking out for an all-out monster rumble in the downtown area and that didn’t happen. Maybe if Carl didn’t leave that would’ve made the climax a bit funnier but he did and so we were just left with Paul complaining about something. Don’t worry pal, it’s over now.