REVIEW: MARY SHELLEY’S FRANKENHOLE “EDGAR ALLEN POE’S JESUS!”

Jesus goes out for drinks with the Grim Reaper and makes a MESSiah out of himself. Watch what happens when Death knocks on his own door this Sunday, March 4th at 12:15am

 

Spoilers Below

The Grim Reaper is running out of good ideas to bring down humanity, so he turns to the ghost with the most who would know best…JESUS! So Grim goes back in time through some of the biggest moments in history, from the Last Supper, to Abe Lincoln’s death, to the witch trials, to de-throning the king himself, Jesus gets em all! Feeling inspired, Death decides to start taking notes from the master of disaster himself.  However, as it turns out, its all a big misunderstanding as Jesus only happens to be at the same spot as all these famous deaths, not actually partaking in them. Also, Jesus is an attention-whore, as he wants everyone to pay attention to him, and everyone to love him, and it soon gets on Death’s nerves. To get the biggest crowd, Jesus kills Death, and then he brings Death back, only to have Death kill Jesus and bring him back 10 times because you can’t top a classic trick like resurrection, so you might as well whore it out while you still can!

I think Andy Dick is the best Jesus in cartoons, and to know he just happened to be there hearing Elvis and his King of Rock and Roll ass, dying on the shitter had me laughing uncontrollably. What’s the morale of this week’s story? Everyone needs someone to look up to, and in Death’s case its sir Christos.