Review: Beavis and Butt-Head “Holy Cornholio”

Beavis’ alter ego, the Great Cornholio, is reawakened. Meanwhile, the leader of a cult dies, and Cornholio may be destined to be the cult’s new savior.

Spoilers Below

When the boys break into Stewart’s garage and start playing with all his shit, Beavis shoves a screw into his hand fastened by a GI Joe, and of course Butthead is of no help. Thankfully, they get to a hospital, where after surgery Beavis is prescribed drugs to deal with the pain. This of course unleashes the one and only CORNHOLIO! Once loose, Cornholio comes across a bunch of people who belong to a religious sect/cult. Apparently, according to them, Beavis is their new leader and are so infatuated by Cornholio that they start making ridiculous excuses for his erratic behavior. One example is that he orders the clergy to gather up all the temples’ T-P in which they oblige despite losing all of their savings in the process. This is great, as they also offer to gather up all the temple’s ladies for Beavis and Butthead so that they can spawn more followers. Another classic scene has Cornholio preaching to a bunch of chanting lunatics and then just randomly walking away all the meanwhile anointing Winger fan-Stewart.

Of course our obligatory clips of Jersey Shore where some girl randomly picks up a waiter to bring home to bang. Whats great is they basically argue about it in the house and it was pretty funny seeing the waiter just leave. Is there a plot to this show or what?  The next clip was from a video that looks like it was taken from the most depressing parts of Detroit. And I’ve seen shit like this before. If your from, NY you walk down 42nd there are people everywhere trying to sell their shitty rap CDs with no mind of how the music business actually works. Then we get a Cage the Elephant video, this is my first time hearing this band and boy are they BAAAD! And all the video really is just them just running around a junk yard shooting off fireworks. I remember when videos told stories, looks as though that time is over.  Teen Mom has a clip of this girl wanting boob implants because she thinks that because she takes care of her kid she deserves them. At a cost of about 5 grand, she decides to ask her mom for help. Wow…society is sad as fuck. And I didnt know this, apparently plastic surgery puts you in a shit-ton of pain with the family grabbing all these frozen veggies and putting them on her new titties. I hope she’s proud.

The better of the night’s Beavis and Butthead episodes, the Cornholio was a sight for sore eyes. And it was great seeing Judge go right after religions that are made up of people that will really believe anything. However, if there are groups you can start where random ladies wanna do you, I might have to start one of my own because “That would be…coool!”