Review: China, IL “Baby Boom”

This week in China, IL, a giant baby destroys the school and the faculty need to find a way to stop it…babys suck.

With no help from the mayor, when this baby shows up the school needs to act. And they DO! With a rousing comedic melody courtesy of Baby Cakes. Frank, is a son of a bitch, and wants to keep the baby alive so that he can drain the blood and sell it for money so as to pay off his debts(and maybe make a little profit), that is until he finds out the clinic doesn’t want baby blood and he tries to kill it only to be thwarted by Steve.  But, guess what? Because of the wonders of science the faculty injects the kid with a growth hormone that turns the baby into an old man (for Frank, Cha-CHING!). So, now the baby’s case goes to trial…

I won’ t tell the verdict but I will give my judgement…