Review: Squidbillies ‘Hetero-Cephalo Agenda’
Spoilers Below
So yea, Squidbillies picks up RIGHT where it left off. Early is a stout opponent to the idea of gay marriage and proves it by marrying a paint can…then a vacuum cleaner. It’s not enough though, and Dan Halen recommends that Early kick things up a notch and marry a bear. At first Mr. Culyer about marrying the scariest thing ever made, but he ends up doing it for Dan’s publicity. Unfortunately, the marriage doesn’t last long and Early gets torn to shreds and the entire audience gets mutilated in the grossest display of mass carnage I’ve ever seen. Back in the hospital, the Sheriff and Randy loan their skin so as to provide skin grafts to Early’s recovery, however a certain ex-Mrs. Culyer isn’t willing to let the implants settle in.
Arguably, with all of the talk about the over-the-top violence that Mr. Pickles was going to bring, I think the premier episode of Squidbillies may have won out in the body count tally. Why? Bears are scarier than everything. Moreover, the producers of Squidbillies just kept killing me with these parades. The first one featuring a My Little Pony float and the Sheriff fucking a mannequin in the second one. And then, let’s give one more round of applause to the Mrs. Bear slashing and tearing its way through everything that moves, and then a bunch more bears doing the same. By far, the craziest climax in this show’s run. Mr. Pickles may be the new kid on the block, but THIS series is just as good as anything on cable TV.
