Review: Crash and Bernstein ‘Trash and Bernstein’

Spoilers Below

These kids are back at the trash yard this time playing football with Crash as the ball. But soon Pesto thinks it would be a great idea to clean up around the yard and make things a little tidier, but only if Crash doesn’t eat them first.

Back at school, Cleo challenges Wyatt to a cup stacking competition, a skill that will only come in hand at college parties. Back at the yard, Crash gets a whole bunch more shit from the garbage man which is great because the yard really needed it. Later the competition gets underway for the cup stacking and while Wyatt shows up with his lame team, Cleo shows up with Czech exchange students. That said, Crash and Pesto make some interesting teammates for Wyatt but the stakes get raised when Cleo challenges her brother to a bet with the loser having to clean the other’s room.

We return to Crash’s garbage pile which now has toxic waste added to its ranks. Problem is the fumes are messing with Crash’s head…literally! Worst yet, Trashy tells Crash that he can’t go to the cup stacking competition because he has a prior engagement.

Meanwhile, Amanda has a sprained ankle so Pesto comes over dressed like a nurse and opts to help out while she’s all strapped up. Worst yet, the fucking bitch makes Pesto miss out on the cup stacking competition in favor of waiting on a street for a shoe sale and yes, he even has to pay for the shoes HIMSELF!

On the day of the cup stacking competition, Wyatt has to pull out because his teammates don’t show. Cleo rubs it in her bro’s face who gets back in the competition but only after he goes to find his teammates. Wyatt goes to the dump and grabs Crash, then he goes and gets Amanda’s phone so that he can get Pesto. With Wyatt’s team back together, the team heads to the finals against Cleo’s team but she wins anyway. Crash invites his trash over for a sleep over, and let’s just say Cleo is thrilled.

Everything here has a purpose…unlike you! Music video stupid

One minor thing and one major thing that I noticed about this week’s episode and I thought they would be pertinent for this review. 1) Crash has been picking on Pesto more and more and I love it because that son of a bitch should be taken down a peg. 2) Cleo was extra cunty on this week’s episode. I was a bit upset about the way she treated her brother near the end  as I thought it was very anti-Disney. That would ordinarily be a good thing, but in this case some restraint would’ve made this one decent. The Crash music video was stupid as hell, and who the FUCK runs a cup stacking competition that isn’t in college doing it with booze??