Groundskeeper Willie Devastated After Scotland Says “NO” To Independence

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Aye or Die

As we previously reported, Groundskeeper Willie of The Simpsons was positively gung-ho about the possibility of Scotland becoming independent. His “Aye or die” campaign was fought strongly, but to no avail, as a majority of Scottish folk voted on September 18th in favor of remaining part of the United Kingdom.

The dejected Springfield Scot, in a Facebook post, was seen surrounded by empty whiskey bottles and a newspaper reading, “Curse Ye Gordon Brown.” His “Aye or die” tattoo had been changed into a portrait of the Queen with the words, “Queen of my heart.”

Don’t try to convince our favorite groundskeeper of the benefits of the outcome either, because “Willie hears ya; Willie don’t care.”

[via Facebook]

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@Gonzo_Green is a chronic sufferer of Pre-life Crisis Syndrome. He drinks frequently, and wears hats sometimes, with these events occasionally occurring concurrently. Gonzo also likes watching baseball, and putting ketchup on foods that ketchup has no business being on. He enjoys rock’n’roll from the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s, when rock was rock, and meaningless repetitive phrases were frowned upon. But it is what it is.